DoubleWeeks!!!! pt.1

This year for my birthday, the human race gave me a big box of fuck you. It wasn't the fact that I was arrested in a small ass backwards town in Texas, or that the night of my birthday I stayed home and had no one to do anything with... those are all on account of my actions. No this year I found out two things first hand that make me want to push the damn button already! The first being

Eating Competitions...

Fucking serious... Now I have known about these disgusting events, but never witnessed one up close. Fat and greasy fucks shoving mounds of free food into their suck holes, blood dripping down their pimpled faced, me hoping to see them choke on a bone or just a chunk of food. To see their face turn from pink to purple, their eyes start to bleed, the neck start to tighten, that look of fear en composing their entire overweight fat fucking waist. What would be the thought, traveling through the cholesterol ridden corpse? Would it be be, "Oh shit! I eat to much" or the more likely, "Oh shit, I might loose this thing"!

FUCK YOU AND DIE... CHILDREN ARE STARVING IN OUR OWN COUNTRY, AND YOU RACE TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU CAN OVEREAT?

FUCK YOU!

secondly....

These fucks with full body harness and leash attached to their children. I saw a man just tug his daughter down to the ground and pull her on her 6 year old ass while she lay their as if she was a zombie... kill the race of now... you and your kids just ruined it!

FUCK YOU TOO!

_dH